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Embroidered caps

Two caps.
One gripe.

For PC builders who remember when a graphics card left room in the budget for the rest of the build.

See the caps

The caps

Pick a slogan, then any of eleven colours.

Pre-order Deep red cap. White embroidery reads MAKE GPUs AFFORDABLE AGAIN on two lines above a twin-fan graphics card, with GPU4U stitched on the side. The red cap on a dark studio backdrop. A man at his desk at night tipping the brim of the red cap and grinning. The back of the red cap, with the Sidequest Farming quest-board mark stitched above the strap.

Colour: Cranberry · white thread

MAKE GPUs AFFORDABLE AGAIN

The loud one. Bold block letters.

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Details
  • Slogan and a twin-fan graphics card stitched on the front
  • Small GPU4U mark on the side
  • Sidequest Farming quest board stitched on the back
  • Pictures are generated previews, not photos of a stitched cap
Pre-order Dark green cap. White embroidery reads I MISS $299 GPUs above a twin-fan graphics card, with GPU4U stitched on the side. The dark green cap on a dark studio backdrop. A woman at a flea market squinting at an old graphics card, wearing the dark green cap. The back of the green cap, with the Sidequest Farming quest-board mark stitched above the strap.

Colour: Spruce · white thread

I MISS $299 GPUs

The quiet one. Serif letters.

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Details
  • Slogan and a twin-fan graphics card stitched on the front
  • Small GPU4U mark on the side
  • Sidequest Farming quest board stitched on the back
  • Pictures are generated previews, not photos of a stitched cap

On heads

Pick a cap, then flip through the photos.

A man at his desk at night tipping the brim of the red MAKE GPUs AFFORDABLE AGAIN cap. A woman at a flea market squinting at an old graphics card, in the dark green I MISS $299 GPUs cap. A woman laughing at a LAN party in the red cap, with GPU4U stitched on the side. A man shouting in triumph with a game controller on a sofa with friends, in the dark green cap. A man with a coffee on a rooftop at sunset in the red cap. Seen from behind in a dawn queue outside a computer shop: the quest-board mark on the back of the red cap. A woman on a park bench wincing at her phone in the dark green cap. Seen from behind on an autumn street: the quest-board mark on the back of the dark green cap.
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Try one on

MAKE GPUs AFFORDABLE AGAIN

The loud one. Deep red, white embroidery.

Generated previews, not photos of a stitched cap.

On the drawing board

Ideas. Pre-order the tee you’d wear: the one with the most pre-orders gets made first.

A Sidequest Farming label.

GPU4U is the first label from Sidequest Farming, a small studio that turns side projects into things you can wear. It started with a gripe about GPU prices and a sketch for a hat.

Front
The slogan over a twin-fan graphics card, embroidered in white.
Side
A small GPU4U mark.
Back
The Sidequest Farming quest board, stitched small above the strap.
Right now
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